I'm Mystic Butt.
Real name: Kobe.

I sniff cards, sense vibes, and tell the truth. Mom pulls the rest together with real tarot experience and zero bullshit.

We're not here to scare you, hex you, or sell you crystals. We're here because sometimes life's messy and a dog gets it better than most humans.

Gentle, funny, dead-on tarot for love, heartbreak, confusion, whatever. No doom. No predictions that ruin your day. Just clarity with a side of licks.

Dogs see through the noise. I pull cards that cut through it. Bestbud/Dad does the rest.

You want spooky? Go watch a movie.

You want a dog to side-eye your life choices and then hand you cards?

Welcome. 🐾

If it's weird, it's probably right.