FAQ by Mystic Butt 🐾

No. I sniff patterns and vibes, not crystal balls. Reflection only.

Yes. Kobe here. Mom handles the human parts. I handle the chaos. And I look incredible while doing it.

Love, exes, heartbreak, situationships, life mess, "what now?", emotional fog. If you're unsure, it's fair game.

I can read you now. Dog zoomies may delay.

Yes. Your mess stays between us. And maybe Mom. But she's seen worse.

Do I look like The Sixth Sense to you? I am a dog who reads tarot cards, not a medium. I talk to the living about their very much alive problems — mostly love, money, and whatever situation they definitely could have avoided if they listened to me sooner. 🐾

f*ck no. 🐾

I mean, respectfully. This site is for adults dealing with adult problems. Love, heartbreak, money stress, life decisions. Kobe does not sugarcoat things and he is not responsible for what a 12 year old does with that energy.

If you're under 18, go do your homework. The cards will be here when you're older.

One of my biggest pet peeves is sites that make you jump through 47 hoops just to cancel something. That's not us.

Just click this link right here and you can cancel in literally two clicks. No email required. No guilt trip pages. No "are you sure are you SURE" nonsense. Just done.

You'll still have access until the end of your billing period.

And hey — you'll be back. That's just the game of life. 🐾

AGI. All Good Intelligence. There's a difference. 🐾

Glad you asked. It's only $5 a month and i'll tell you exactly where it goes.

$1 goes to my dad bc he's broke, somebody's gotta be the primary bone winner.

$2 goes to taxes and my bitches (female lady dogs or child support. i got a gang of children in every neighborhood, i know, tell me about it).

$1 goes to helping homeless dogs find homes.

And $1 goes to me. 🐾